This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar

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  • Published on:  Thursday, August 9, 2018
  • This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar


    A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
    The girl is so attractive that he just can not take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approached him.
    Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
    “I will do anything you would like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it does not matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.
    Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
    “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
    The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her
    outstretched hand.
    He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.


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  • Rob B
    Rob B  3 hours ago

    19 year olds can't get in bars

  • WDH
    WDH  9 hours ago

    That was stupid

  • fname lname
    fname lname  9 hours ago

    I know what I would have said.

  • Sandy Sutherland
    Sandy Sutherland  10 hours ago

    That-s funny??

  • bulitz ecroz
    bulitz ecroz  12 hours ago

    I had come across this joke in Reader's digest some years ago. The sum mentioned was $300. ✌️ There was no mention of ages either.

  • Jutta Pitz
    Jutta Pitz  12 hours ago

    That's a really old joke. 😎

  • isotope feeney
    isotope feeney  12 hours ago

    0:58
    "...puts ten $10 bills in her..."
    WHERE in her ??

  • Derf Senoj
    Derf Senoj  12 hours ago

    I have told that joke for years but you have Twisted it and your delivery sucks comedy all about........ timing.

  • BlackFalconZ850E77
    BlackFalconZ850E77  13 hours ago

    *Thot* she had one hunh..😏.. *" HAA.. GOT 'EM !"* 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • Landon Warsmith
    Landon Warsmith  16 hours ago

    If she was in a BAR, how did he know she's 19?...

  • Charlie Amabile
    Charlie Amabile  19 hours ago

    Before I listen any further, let me guess: she's a PROSTITUTE.

  • Judy Woodard
    Judy Woodard  19 hours ago

    That was a GOOD ONE! YOU go Old Timer!!!

  • Edward j j
    Edward j j  20 hours ago

    Paint my house -flip the burgers bake some cookies No cookies No deal

  • Ali Aljanabi
    Ali Aljanabi  20 hours ago

    King Ali Aljanabi Danmark

  • Pete Medina
    Pete Medina  yesterday

    Damn that was Frickin hilarious.

  • Adirolf The Moodswinger

    Nice lol

  • Kasper Petersen

    Not funny, because it never happened.

  • Alisa Lauzon
    Alisa Lauzon  yesterday

    Paint my house!!! Lol..

  • Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis  yesterday

    #LarryTheCableGuy I don't care who you are,, That's funny right there !

  • Mazie G
    Mazie G  yesterday

    Not that funny and old as hell.

    • Mazie G
      Mazie G  17 hours ago

      glenncountry ...Hmmm...and here I thought a scrooge was a selfish greedy person,not someone who doesn't find an old mediocre joke very humorous.

    • glenncountry
      glenncountry  22 hours ago

      Mazie G : ms scrooge